“I am your god. I need to tell you about myself so you will know me.
“I allowed myself to be killed in order that I could overcome death and be celebrated. And, even though all this happened in a long ago ancient time, my death and resurrection are celebrated to this day. The idea of being dead and then coming back to life was a huge success famewise.
“One purpose for my death was to establish a kingdom here on earth. But, what happened to me here on earth was wrapped in conspiracy and darkness. People with bad intentions whispered about me and the result was my violent death.
“After my death, my body disappeared. What happened to it is clothed in mystery. No one has ever testified they saw me come to life, but I was seen alive afterwards so that remains the evidence I survived death.
“While my starring role as a god has diminished a bit, countless millions have loved and believed in me. I am timeless so I know the skeptical will come around in time and return to recognize I am not someone’s imagination but am, instead, the one true god.
“I ascended into heaven and have been referred to in surviving writings as, ‘God, Son of God, King and Father.’
“At my death, some of my closest and most devoted followers fled and only later proclaimed their devotion to me.
“Friends, I am a god that lived before the Christianity. My name is Romulus. Rome is named after me.”